My version of the D.E.N.N.I.S system, inspired by Its Always Sunny (because I felt my blog was becoming too serious - and anyone who knows me knows that I am not serious a good 97.56% of the time).
J- Jiggle the jelly to entice.
A- Act interested
C- Converse wittily and intelligently
K- Kiss passionately
I- Ignore text messages and phone calls
E- Evacuate relationship.
This is why I'm awesome.
-JC
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